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Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
5:00 pm - One-shot x Under MoonLight I Confess
xfaithinhopex Under MoonLight I Confess

Summery: Under the moons watching gaze, Itachi and Sasuke make a break through.
A.N: spoilers!! If you don't read the manga or haven't gotten to the more recent chapters then there will be spoilers in this for you.
I also apologize for my lack of skills. -Mega head desk of doom- All hail failure! Its also really, stupidly short.
Feedback: Comments please!! I'll give you a cookie if you do!!

To The Crappy-ness!!

current mood: apathetic

(fuck an uchiha)

Sunday, February 15th, 2009
9:23 pm

Welcome to the Sinclair Academy, a private school attractively located in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. When the spoiled socialites of the illustrious school get bored, who knows what they will get up to. An Obito or even Fugaku to join our Madara, Sasuke, Itachi, and Mikoto would be love!Collapse )

(fuck an uchiha)

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009
4:06 pm - Itachi x Sasuke

( You are about to view content that may only be appropriate for adults. )

current mood: annoyed

(3 uchihas got laid |fuck an uchiha)

Saturday, February 16th, 2008
10:33 am - LULZ!! YOU ARE MY NEW ICON!!!!!!!!111

Not cut for spoilers cuz if you actually haven't seen this pic yet, you should get out from under your rock anyway. ;D
Inspired by starfishdance and ant_power in this thread at naruto_matchup.


I seriously need to get off my glitter kick.

x-posted.. places.. not sure where else yet!

*flaunts the LogxSasuke icon anguisel made for her cuz it is also ♥*

current mood: enthralled

(fuck an uchiha)

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008
2:15 pm - +fic post

Title: Acceptance
Author: tango_of_doom
Pairing: ItachixShisui
Genre: Tragedy/Gen; 100 wrd drabble
Rating: Worksafe
Warnings: character death
Summary: It's not the water he can feel ...

current mood: sick

(fuck an uchiha)

Sunday, May 27th, 2007
2:41 pm - Itachi is a NEKO

Title: Itachi is a NEKO
Author: tango_of_doom
Pairing: ShisuixItachi 
Genre: Drama/Romance
Rating: M
Warnings: Sex.
Summary: [YAOI] [SHIITA]The rainfall signals the end of the battle and the start of a new one...
A/N: 'Uke' and 'Seme' are not really used in Japan. Instead it's 'Tachi' and 'Neko' (neh-ko)

(1 uchiha got laid |fuck an uchiha)

Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
3:52 pm - crack AU fic

Itachi didn't kill the clan, Sasuke is a chibi you love it, go.

Title:  A Family Thing
Author:  des_butterfly
Genre:  AU, humour, fluff
Pairing:  SasuSaku
Rating:  G
Warning:  Uchiha massacre never happened, and Sasuke and Sakura are about 10 or 11 years old in this fic.
Summary:  What if Itachi never killed his clan?  Well, then he'd just have to find other ways of being evil, wouldn't he. XD

Fake Cut! ^_^

(fuck an uchiha)

Sunday, January 28th, 2007
10:06 pm - [fic] Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita?

If this doesn't qualify as Uchiha Crack, I don't know what does.

Title: Uchiha Shisui Stars In: Who Died and Made You Lolita?
Author: ronsard
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Humor/General
Pairings: Gen means no pairings, right? Or does it? Guess you'll just have to read and find out.
Warning: We run roughshod with this one, so just... buckle up :|
Summary: Living the fabulous and well-compensated life of an underused side-character, Uchiha Shisui saw and heard many things. Whether any of them were of much use to him remains open to debate.

For bakkhos

( Shisui was King of the Universe )

(fuck an uchiha)

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007
7:55 pm - [Fic, ItaShi] Rot, Light R

Title: Rot
Author: tsuzukinoai
Genre: Naruto
Subgenre: Angst
Summary: [Author clumsily explores the Shisui-as-Itachi Theory.] Shisui is not surprised at his durability, but he is surprised by Itachi's unexpected lackthereof. "Itachi-kun. I hate you, Itachi-kun."
Rated: Light R for implied incest, and non-graphic violence.
Author's Note: I wrote this awhile ago, and - since I'm now pretty much de-lurkering myself (what the hell kind of verb is that?) and on a total fan fiction trip can you say "NEW CHAPTER OF NTW PLS"? Anybody? I CAN't HEEEAAAAR YOOOOUUUU. - I figured I'd show it around. It's not the best thing I've written, and it makes very little sense unless you keep up with fujiappletan and I, and I doubt any of you do. WHY AM I THE ONLY AVID LOVER OF THIS PAIRING, FUJI, WHY.
Note: Shisui is really, really creepy in this one. Lot's of not-being-specific-ness. I'm not altogether happy with the way it came out because it's fucking choppy, sheez (THIS IS WHAT GROWING PAINS LOOKED LIKE WHEN I STARTED WRITING IT) but the theory has totally got me hooked and I'll porbably write more on it. Oh. And Itachi is like. REALLY YOUNG in comparison to Shisui. For whatever reason. Because I love ItaShisu!shouta. Shoot me.


(fuck an uchiha)

Thursday, January 11th, 2007
7:12 am - fic

Title: Without Looking Back

Author: Hana J.

Rating: R

Pairing: Yondaime/Sasuke, (maybe) Kakashi/Sasuke and Obito/Sasuke

Summary: Sasuke wakes up in a different time, missing his eye, with no way back.

Part: One

Fic Found Here

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Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
6:45 pm - fic

I figured it was cracky enough for this comm. :)

Title: Without Looking Back

Author: Hana J.

Rating: R

Pairings: Yondaime/Sasuke, (maybe) Kakashi/Sasuke, Obito/Sasuke

Summary: Sasuke wakes in a different time, missing his eye, with no way back.

Fic Found Here

(fuck an uchiha)

Saturday, November 25th, 2006
2:33 am - crack.


Here's your crappy Birthday Fic! I have two other fics in the works for you! Don't worry!

Title: project: MEMBER - A Giant Burrito
Author: Enkidu
Rating: R
Pairing: Itachi/Sasuke, light mentions of Kakuzu/Hidan
Warnings: Yaoi. CRACK!!!!!!!!! Purposeful use of OoC-ness. Bad language. Pointless smut. Plenty of idiocy and WTF??-ness. Possible spoilers for my version of how the series should end.
Summary: Sasuke's mentally incapacitated, Kisame's really confused, and Itachi is just blind. Also, Tobi is destined to be crapped on by the Akatsuki.  All of the Akatsuki make a cameo!
Notes: Please don't attempt to take this seriously -_-;;

The patrons in the bar all turned around as two figures entered, one carrying what looked like a large burrito over his shoulder.

current mood: crazy

(fuck an uchiha)

Thursday, October 19th, 2006
12:56 am - Web Comic Pimpage


current mood: amused

(fuck an uchiha)

Saturday, October 7th, 2006
12:18 am - ItaSasu FST Re-upload

Hi everyone!

This is a re-upload of icefalcon's FST for Itachi x Sasuke. lykomancer was kind enough to feed my addiction of this pairing and your_antagonist asked where the tracks were (and drew that yummy doujin *fans self*), so I am just paying it forward. Because a song like "Mr. Self-Destruct" makes destruction sound soooo good.

TracksCollapse )

If this is inappropriate, tell me and I'll take this post down. Otherwise, enjoy. ♥

X-Posted like whoa.

current mood: chipper

(2 uchihas got laid |fuck an uchiha)

Tuesday, August 15th, 2006
9:02 pm - Ita fanfics!

Itachi fanfics, get 'em while they're angsty!!!

WARNINGS: Perfect contains implied non-con between Fugaku and Ita, as if that weren't enough, it's shota drunken shota non-con. It's also a songfic, but that's not a real warning.

WARNINGS: Fluffy, if I write it right. You can also find it on 50_Themes.
50 Sides of ItaSasu

current mood: accomplished

(fuck an uchiha)

Friday, August 11th, 2006
10:15 am

I made a stupid little doodle yesterday...

uchihacest mini-kissuCollapse )

Do I win an internet? Please?

[x-posted to uchihacest and uchiha_crack, __uchihacest]
If you see this three times you're either really obsessed or you just have good taste.

current mood: apathetic

(3 uchihas got laid |fuck an uchiha)

Thursday, June 22nd, 2006
11:18 am - Itachi, the world DDR champion.

Just a bit of crack that came up last night while my character (Timejump!Sasuke) in an RP comm was being introduced to DDR by Naruto.

I wish I could drawCollapse )

(4 uchihas got laid |fuck an uchiha)

10:33 am - SasuSasu is <3

This is my first color bar. I made it since my IC!Sasuke is in a relationship with an OOC!Sasuke in narplicity and well, there are a lack of SasuSasu color bars! I decided to share this with everyone else incase there's another out there that supports this awesome crack pairing!

( This cut is a bunshin. )

current mood: artistic

(fuck an uchiha)

Sunday, June 4th, 2006
5:28 pm - Humorous Little Drabble

Title: Coming Out To Your Parents
Author: ShiningSugar14
Rating: PG for incest
Summary: "Mom, Dad, me and Sasuke are in love."
Author Notes: This is quite possibly the most amusing thing one will ever get from me. Humor/Comedy for sure. ItaSasu
Fic Goes Where?Collapse )

X-posted anywhere it's allowed.

current mood: amused

(2 uchihas got laid |fuck an uchiha)

Wednesday, May 31st, 2006
9:17 pm - Intro and G-rated Crack

Hi! I'm Akai and my favorite Uchihas are Itachi and Sasuke. My friend is totally terrified by him, but whatever.
Work-Safe, School-Safe, Family-Safe... Collapse )
Please don't kill me. T_T

current mood: amused

(2 uchihas got laid |fuck an uchiha)

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